{"id":1109,"date":"2011-12-19T12:55:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T12:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cnrv.ro\/apostolul\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2011-12-19T12:55:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T12:55:41","slug":"plugusorul-pensionarilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/plugusorul-pensionarilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Plugu\u0219orul pensionarilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen preajma S\u0103rb\u0103torilor de iarn\u0103, p\u00een\u0103 \u015fi pensionarii sunt cuprin\u015fi de un suflu juvenil. Majoritatea vor s\u0103 lesuiasc\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi s\u0103 clopo\u0163easc\u0103 de Anul Nou. Cum sunt prea mul\u0163i amatori la h\u0103-h\u0103-ial\u0103 s-a trecut la selec\u0163ie. Ca la Vocea Rom\u00e2niei \u015fi Dansez pentru tine, concurs numit \u00een Basarabia &#8222;M\u0103 b\u00ee\u0163\u00eei pentru matale!&#8221; Criteriile de selectare? Dure! Conteaz\u0103: carisma pensionarului, starea lui material\u0103, sexul. Femeile au prioritate. Mai ales alea tr\u0103snet care au sucit multe capete de b\u0103rba\u0163i. Mai au c\u0103utare pensionarii viguro\u015fi \u00eenal\u0163i de peste 1,80, tineri sub 75 de ani. Adic\u0103, \u0103i sco\u015fi din circula\u0163ie de timp \u015fi de elevii pe care i-au d\u0103sc\u0103lit de-a lungul anilor. Sunt pre\u0163ui\u0163i \u015fi fo\u015ftii cori\u015fti, frumo\u015fi ca &#8222;brazii&#8221;, f\u0103r\u0103 tremurici pe la genunchi. Mai ales acum, c\u00eend s-a zvonit prin t\u00eergul Pietrei c\u0103 se re\u00eenfin\u0163eaz\u0103 corul cadrelor didactice. De la colindat \u015fi urat sunt respin\u015fi pensionarii pauperi \u015fi betegi. \u0102ia s\u0103 stea acas\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi p\u0103pic\u0103. Aten\u0163ie! Dac\u0103 au.<\/p>\n<p>O dat\u0103 selec\u0163ia ispr\u0103vit\u0103, s-a trecut la ac\u0163iune. La repeti\u0163ii serioase. Grupul inimo\u015filor pensionari din \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00eent s-a intitulat &#8222;Plugu\u015forul III&#8221;. Traducere: cel de v\u00eersta a treia \u015fi ultima. E un fel de plugu\u015for de adio! Scap\u0103 cine poate. Mai ales ast\u0103zi.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei pentru c\u0103 &#8221; iarna nu-i ca vara&#8221; ur\u0103torii se preg\u0103tesc s\u0103 reziste la mu\u015fc\u0103turile gerului rom\u00e2nesc. \u015ei d\u0103-i \u015fi lupt\u0103. Repertoriul lor? \u00cen toate plugu\u015foarele \u00eent\u00eelni\u0163i dou\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri: &#8222;Ne da\u0163i, ori nu ne da\u0163i&#8221;? \u015fi &#8221; Pensia ne-o indexa\u0163i?&#8221; Asculta\u0163i:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Aho, aho, voi cu Reforma!<\/p>\n<p>Ne duce\u0163i mereu cu vorba<\/p>\n<p>Ieri ne-a\u0163i zis, ast\u0103zi ne-a\u0163i spus,<\/p>\n<p>P\u00een\u0103 v-a\u0163i c\u0103\u0163\u0103rat sus.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i promis, a\u0163i si uitat,<\/p>\n<p>Chiar de unde a\u0163i plecat,<\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i pus m\u00eena pe putere,<\/p>\n<p>Cu ochii dup\u0103 avere,<\/p>\n<p>Pe tot globul v\u0103 plimba\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>Tot pe bani \u00eemprumuta\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>Ba congrese, ba motive,<\/p>\n<p>G\u0103si\u0163i voi alternative.<\/p>\n<p>Cam prea mul\u0163i umbla\u0163i pe-afar\u0103<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 face\u0163i de r\u00ees o \u0163ar\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eena\u0163i, m\u0103i!<\/p>\n<p>Aho, aho, dragi pensionari<\/p>\n<p>Pentru o leac\u0103 de c\u0103ldur\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 da\u0163i pensia pe-o lun\u0103\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Are rost s\u0103 mai ur\u0103m? Tot nu ne ascult\u0103 nimeni. La mul\u0163i ani pensionarilor!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen preajma S\u0103rb\u0103torilor de iarn\u0103, p\u00een\u0103 \u015fi pensionarii sunt cuprin\u015fi de un suflu juvenil. Majoritatea vor s\u0103 lesuiasc\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi s\u0103 clopo\u0163easc\u0103 de Anul Nou. Cum sunt prea mul\u0163i amatori la h\u0103-h\u0103-ial\u0103 s-a trecut la selec\u0163ie. Ca la Vocea&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/plugusorul-pensionarilor\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divertisment","category-numarul-142"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}