Electorale:\nH\u00e2r\u015fti, h\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc …<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai spre\n\u00eenceput de noiembrie, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 cam r\u0103coroas\u0103, izgonit de consoart\u0103 din fa\u0163a\ntelevizorului conjugal, ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 urm\u0103ri dumneaei \u00een lini\u015fte Antena 3,\nb\u00e2ntuiam \u00een p\u0103rcule\u0163ul din fa\u0163a blocului \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Micki, simpaticul meu c\u0103\u0163elu\u015f,\nofticat \u015fi el c\u0103 pierduse desenele animate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tocmai\npuneam la cale un protest comun, c\u00e2nd aud fo\u015fnete dinspre strada principal\u0103,\ndin zona panourilor special amenajate pentru afi\u015fajul electoral: h\u00e2r\u015fti,\nh\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc … h\u00e2r\u015fti, h\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc… h\u00e2r\u015fti, h\u00e2r\u015fti… pauz\u0103. Da\u2019 totul\n\u00een sotto voce, pricepe\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sensibil \u015fi\ncu sim\u0163 civic cum m\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i, m\u0103 scol nevricos \u015fi m\u0103 pitulez dup\u0103 un boschet s\u0103\nv\u0103z dac\u0103 nu cumva cineva certat cu legea atenteaz\u0103 la democra\u0163ie \u015fi distruge,\ndoamne feri, publicitatea preziden\u0163iabililor\u2026 \u015ei ce observ? Un personagiu sl\u0103bu\u0163\ncare, \u0163in\u00e2nd o bidinea \u00een m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 … h\u00e2r\u015fti, h\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc… h\u00e2r\u015fti,\nh\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc… lipea afi\u015ful unui candidat la alegerile preziden\u0163iale din\naceast\u0103 toamn\u0103. L\u00e2ng\u0103 el, un coleg \u00eenalt ca bradul fixa \u015fi \u0163inea afi\u015ful pe\npanou astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t acesta s\u0103 dea c\u00e2t mai bine vizual \u015fi s\u0103 conving\u0103 boboru pe\ncine s\u0103 aplice \u015ftampila \u00een intimitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103\nceva mai atent la cei doi, observ c\u0103 pirpiriul era un domn director de \u015fcoal\u0103\nnou\u0103 pe care, \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, \u00eel \u015fi cunosc de pe la diverse manifest\u0103ri educative.\nOm bl\u00e2nd cu frica lui Dumnezeu \u015fi a partidului care tocmai derapase de la\nguvernare, domn\u2019 director lucra mecanic, afi\u015f\u00e2nd pe fa\u0163\u0103 o dilem\u0103 hamletian\u0103: a\nlipi sau a nu lipi acest afi\u015f? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
H\u00e2r\u015fti,\nh\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc??? Fleo\u015fc, desigur, fleo\u015fc! Iar dilema, odat\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fit\u0103, nu-l\nopre\u015fte s\u0103-i fac\u0103 must\u0103\u0163i lui Iohannis, basc\u0103 lui Mircea Diaconu, s\u0103-i rad\u0103\nbarbi\u015fonul lui Paleologu, s\u0103-i scoat\u0103 pantalonii lui Barna \u015fi, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, s\u0103-i\ntrag\u0103 unei alte candidate o bundi\u0163\u0103 na\u0163ional\u0103 peste taiorul Coco Chanel\ncump\u0103rat de la mama lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne\ndirector, n-o mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne? C\u00e2\u0163i bani pl\u0103ti\u0163i pe cotiza\u0163ia la partid s-au dus pe\napa s\u00e2mbetei… Dar poate nu-i dracu a\u015fa de negru \u015fi se poate aciua \u015fi \u00een noua\nreconfigurare politic\u0103, c\u0103 doar oameni suntem…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Distras de\ncele \u00eent\u00e2mplate \u015fi dorind s\u0103-l salut pe tov. director, uit s\u0103 adun excrementele\nlui Micki, dar nu-i bai. Poate c\u0103 asta aduce noroc \u015fi un procentaj mai bun\ncandidatului pentru care cei doi lipeau afi\u015fe. Sau poate, nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103mas\nsingur, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la cutia de aracet care zace \u00een box\u0103. Din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 sunt\nindecis politic, am ratat \u015fi anul acesta lipirea afi\u015felor electorale, a\u015fa c\u0103\nnici postul de \u015fef de scar\u0103 nu-l mai prind. De ce naiba m-am zg\u00e2rcit la c\u00e2\u0163iva\nlei, nu \u015ftiu… Dar mai vin \u015fi alte alegeri…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centors \u00een\ncas\u0103, g\u0103sesc consoarta cu televizorul \u00eenchis, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd singur\u0103 la calculator.\nSup\u0103rat\u0103 din cauza prognozei sondajelor, se hot\u0103r\u00e2se s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune \u015fi s\u0103 se\n\u00eenscrie la doctorat. Primise \u00eens\u0103 formularele \u00een limba rus\u0103 \u015fi avea o privire\nde animal r\u0103nit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Las\u0103, zic.\nNu fi nevricoas\u0103. O s\u0103 \u0163i le trimit\u0103 \u015fi \u00een limba moldoveneasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163u\u2019 lu\u2019\ndoctorandoaia<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Electorale: H\u00e2r\u015fti, h\u00e2r\u015fti, fleo\u015fc … Mai spre \u00eenceput de noiembrie, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 cam r\u0103coroas\u0103, izgonit de consoart\u0103 din fa\u0163a televizorului conjugal, ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 urm\u0103ri dumneaei \u00een lini\u015fte Antena 3, b\u00e2ntuiam \u00een p\u0103rcule\u0163ul din fa\u0163a blocului \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Micki, simpaticul…<\/p>\n