{"id":1849,"date":"2012-12-26T09:43:37","date_gmt":"2012-12-26T09:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cnrv.ro\/apostolul\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2012-12-26T09:43:37","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T09:43:37","slug":"revelionul-ca-un-titanic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/revelionul-ca-un-titanic\/","title":{"rendered":"Revelionul, ca un Titanic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrul Titanic a  g\u0103zduit pe pun\u0163ile sale luxoase, mii de c\u0103l\u0103tori. Unii foarte boga\u0163i, al\u0163ii obi\u015fnui\u0163i, dar curio\u015fi. To\u0163i reprezentau clase sociale diferite. La \u00eenceput au fost desp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i de rigorile vie\u0163ii. Mai t\u00e2rziu, c\u00e2nd Titanicul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 ia ap\u0103, s-au schimbat. To\u0163i voiau s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103. Noroco\u015fii au reu\u015fit, restul nu.<br \/>\n\u00centorc\u00e2ndu-ne la  Revelionul anului de gra\u0163ie 2012, preciz\u0103m c\u0103, rom\u00e2nii sunt amesteca\u0163i ca pe Titanic. Cei cu mari posibilit\u0103\u0163i  materiale, oamenii de succes, vor dansa la trecerea dintre ani, la Monte Carlo sau Miami, la Paris sau Vene\u0163ia.  Servi\u0163i de o armat\u0103 instruit\u0103 de chelneri rasa\u0163i. Despre meniu nu pomenim. Rom\u00e2nii obi\u015fnui\u0163i, vor merge \u00een grup organizat la \u201eVanghelion\u201d sau Techirghiol la Sovata sau Vatra Dornei. S-o vad\u0103 pe Mariana, veveri\u0163a din parc. Restul lumii, poporenii se bulucesc \u00een strad\u0103, sub bradul \u201e plantat\u201d de prim\u0103rie, \u00een Pia\u0163a Stefan cel Mare. Cu buzunarele pline de petarde \u015fi saco\u015fa plin\u0103 cu sticloan\u0163e. La ora H, \u00eencepe cea mai haioas\u0103 noapte din an. \u015ei d\u0103-i, \u015fi lupt\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la ivirea zorilor. S\u0103 ascult\u0103m \u015fi ur\u0103torii:<br \/>\n\u201eAho, aho!<br \/>\nF\u00e2rta\u0163i rom\u00e2ni,<br \/>\nUr\u0103tura-i din str\u0103buni,<br \/>\nDe la daci, de la romani,<br \/>\nDe at\u00e2tea mii de anii.<br \/>\nAho, aho!<br \/>\nTrage brazda, V\u0103s\u0103lie,<br \/>\nIntr\u0103 \u00een politichie,<br \/>\nC\u0103 e\u015fti rebegit \u015fi trist<br \/>\n\u015ei te ui\u0163i ca la dentist.<br \/>\nAho, aho, voi cu reforma!<br \/>\nNe-a\u0163i dus dou\u0103zeci  de ani cu vorba!<br \/>\nIeri ne-a\u0163i zis, ast\u0103zi ne-a\u0163i spus<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 v-a\u0163i c\u0103\u0163\u0103rat sus!<br \/>\nA\u0163i promis, a\u0163i \u015fi uitat!<br \/>\nChiar de unde a\u0163i plecat!<br \/>\nA\u0163i pus m\u00e2na pe putere<br \/>\nCu ochii dup\u0103 avere!<br \/>\nA\u0163i distrus \u015fcoli \u015fi spitale<br \/>\nLe-a\u0163i l\u0103sat f\u0103r\u0103 parale<br \/>\nN-au pastile, n-au injec\u0163ii<br \/>\nTremur\u0103 de frig prin sec\u0163ii\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ceea ce v\u0103 dorim \u015fi vou\u0103<br \/>\nLa anul \u015fi la mul\u0163i ani!<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrul Titanic a g\u0103zduit pe pun\u0163ile sale luxoase, mii de c\u0103l\u0103tori. Unii foarte boga\u0163i, al\u0163ii obi\u015fnui\u0163i, dar curio\u015fi. To\u0163i reprezentau clase sociale diferite. La \u00eenceput au fost desp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i de rigorile vie\u0163ii. Mai t\u00e2rziu, c\u00e2nd Titanicul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 ia ap\u0103,&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/revelionul-ca-un-titanic\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divertisment","category-numarul-150"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}