{"id":19248,"date":"2020-02-20T16:24:55","date_gmt":"2020-02-20T16:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=19248"},"modified":"2020-02-20T16:24:55","modified_gmt":"2020-02-20T16:24:55","slug":"pravalia-cu-poezie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cronica-literara\/pravalia-cu-poezie\/","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u0103v\u0103lia cu poezie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Pr\u0103v\u0103lia cu poezie<\/em> se g\u0103se\u015fte \u00een libr\u0103riile de pe re\u0163eaua\n\u201eHumanitas\u201d, \u201eAlexandria\u201d, \u201eC\u0103rture\u015fti\u201d \u015fi \u00een toate libr\u0103riile care respect\u0103\ncartea \u00een general. La Piatra-Neam\u0163 se g\u0103se\u015fte la libr\u0103riile \u201eHumanitas\u201d \u015fi\n\u201eAlexandria\u201d. Ce este \u201ePr\u0103v\u0103lia cu poezie\u201d? O carte cu eseuri despre poezie.\nAutori \u015fi c\u0103r\u0163i. Pove\u015fti despre poe\u0163i \u015fi poezie. \u00cen continuare, un fragment din\nprefa\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eNu \u015ftiu\ndac\u0103 ai fost vreodat\u0103 \u00eentr-o pr\u0103v\u0103lie cu poezii\u2026! Eu am fost, de asta am s\u0103 fac\no relatare de la fa\u0163a locului! E ca \u00een oricare pr\u0103v\u0103lie, marf\u0103, expus\u0103 sau nu,\ncolorat\u0103, aromat\u0103, \u00eempachetat\u0103… Poezie la butoi, poezie \u00een baloturi mari, en\ngros, en detail. Sunt \u015fi variante atipice: pudr\u0103 de poezie, parfum de poezie,\ntinctur\u0103 de poezie. Am stat \u00een pr\u0103v\u0103lie, \u00eentr-un col\u0163, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103, cic\u0103, la o\netichet\u0103 de pe un borcan cu poezie din import, ceva intens colorat, dar de fapt\npriveam spre clien\u0163ii care se \u00eenv\u00e2rteau \u00een jurul tarabei la care se v\u00e2nd\npoezii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lume de\ntoat\u0103 m\u00e2na, marf\u0103 de toat\u0103 m\u00e2na. O gospodin\u0103 \u00eempov\u0103rat\u0103 cu trei saco\u015fe mari,\ncred c\u0103 venea de la pia\u0163\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi consult\u0103 o list\u0103 \u015fi cere f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai iscodeasc\u0103\nrafturile din fa\u0163\u0103, semn c\u0103 era o client\u0103 veche:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Vreau trei\nleg\u0103turi de poezie optzecist\u0103, dar s\u0103 fie mai proasp\u0103t\u0103… Data trecut\u0103 mi-a\u0163i\ndat mai mult vrejuri, fierb greu, arunc mult, nu-i nicio afacere…! Ave\u0163i\ncumva \u015fi ni\u015fte rondeluri? Da…? A, sunt fran\u0163uze\u015fti… Da, \u00eempacheta\u0163i-mi dou\u0103\nbuc\u0103\u0163i. Prosp\u0103tur\u0103? A, un Dan Sociu…? Un Dan Coman? Un Manasia? Pune\u0163i-mi\nc\u00e2te o sut\u0103 de grame din fiecare, s\u0103 \u00eencerc… A, nu, G\u0103l\u0103\u0163anu nu vreau, am\nluat data trecut\u0103 juma\u2019 de kilogram, mai am \u015fi acum la frigider, mai fac c\u00e2te o\ntartin\u0103 seara c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la televizor, la \u201eDin dragoste\u201d …! Ce ave\u0163i aici?\nA, Marta Petreu…! Da\u0163i-mi numai s\u0103 gust, de poft\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un tip mai\nagitat se bag\u0103 peste femeia care \u00eel prive\u015fte cu un rictus de durere interioar\u0103,\ngata s\u0103 spun\u0103: \u201eCe lips\u0103 de manier\u0103 la tineretul din ziua de azi!\u201d. Dar nu\nspune nimic. Individul \u00eel interpeleaz\u0103 pe v\u00e2nz\u0103tor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 A\u0163i avut\nceva Ion Mure\u015fan? Am auzit c\u0103 au mai scos o \u015farj\u0103 de Ion Mure\u015fan…!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, zice\nv\u00e2nz\u0103torul. N-am…! E posibil s\u0103 fi ap\u0103rut, dar \u0103\u015ftia nu distribuie judicios\nmarfa. Ce-i bun bag\u0103 de multe ori numai la Parlament, la \u00eenv\u00e2rti\u0163ii \u0103ia… Care\nnici nu citesc, c\u0103 cititul sl\u0103be\u015fte, cic\u0103. Da, uite, am ni\u015fte Angela Marinescu,\nproasp\u0103t\u0103, \u201e\u00cent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri derizorii de sf\u00e2r\u015fit\u201d, care a primit \u015fi premiul Uniunii\nScriitorilor, recentu\u0163\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Da\u2026? Da\u0163i-mi\ndou\u0103\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dar bine,\ndomnule, mie de ce nu mi-ai recomandat-o? Dai marfa pe sub m\u00e2n\u0103, la pile? Vreau\n\u015fi eu dou\u0103 Angela Marinescu\u2026! \u015ei \u0163ine cont c\u0103 am fost \u00eenaintea domnului\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00e2nz\u0103torul\nera \u00een \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103: avea doar trei buc\u0103\u0163i\u2026! \u015ei ca s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un oare\u015f\u00eece profit\ndin aceast\u0103 cerere nea\u015fteptat\u0103 de poezie Angela Marinescu, spuse b\u0103\u0163os:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Angela\nMarinescu se d\u0103 numai la pachet cu alt\u0103 carte\u2026 S\u0103 zicem cu \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ba n-ai s\u0103\nm\u0103 obligi s\u0103 cump\u0103r nu \u015ftiu ce versificator minor \u015fi penibil, speculantule! \u00eei\nstrig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul. Eu am s\u0103 m\u0103 adresez Oficiului pentru Protec\u0163ia Consumatorului,\nca s\u0103 verifice \u015fi sectorul acesta, al poeziei. C\u0103 prea adesea suntem du\u015fi de\nnas de autori, de editori, de critici, de v\u00e2nz\u0103tori. Pe noi, cititorii, cine ne\nap\u0103r\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103rbatul se\nenervase. \u015ei poate c\u0103 pe bun\u0103 dreptate. Dar \u00eel \u00een\u0163elegeam \u015fi pe bietul v\u00e2nz\u0103tor\ncare se chinuia \u015fi el s\u0103 scape de marfa proast\u0103 de pe stoc. C\u0103 avea o mul\u0163ime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centre timp\nau mai intrat \u00een pr\u0103v\u0103lie vreo c\u00e2teva feti\u015fcane, se vedea c\u0103 abia acum d\u0103duser\u0103\nde gustul poeziei, c\u0103 se uitau la rafturi cu ingenuitatea fiin\u0163elor care b\u0103nuie\nc\u0103 absolutul n-are limite, dar tot ele sper\u0103 c\u0103 ar avea. Una lu\u0103 \u201e\u015eobolanul\nBosch\u201d al lui Lucian Vasiliu de pe raft \u015fi \u00eencepu s\u0103-l pip\u0103ie, se uit\u0103 la\ncopert\u0103, se uit\u0103 la poz\u0103, \u00eentreb\u0103 de pre\u0163. Nu era scump, \u00eel duse la piept \u015fi \u00eel\nlipi de s\u00e2ni. Era o imagine destul de duioas\u0103. Alta, mai ru\u015finoas\u0103, se uita la\nun Aurel Pantea, un \u201eNimicitorul\u201d, observ\u0103 barba poetului \u00een poz\u0103, chicoti \u015fi\n\u00eei d\u0103du un ghiont colegei din preajm\u0103. Alta se lipi de un Nichita Danilov pe\ncare \u00eel r\u0103sfoia cu degetele tremur\u00e2nde, se vedea c\u0103 nu era obi\u015fnuit\u0103 cu poezia\ndar se str\u0103duia s\u0103 o \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103. Bine c\u0103 \u00eencerca, bine c\u0103 nu se temea de poezie,\nde abisurile ei, despre care mai auzise b\u00e2rfindu-se printre fete. Alt\u0103 fat\u0103\n\u00eencerca, hazos, s\u0103 ascund\u0103 \u201eCel\u0103lalt pe\u015fte\u201d, a lui Ioan Moldovan, sub bluzi\u0163\u0103,\ndar ori \u201ecel\u0103lalt pe\u015fte\u201d era viu, ori inima \u00eei b\u0103tea prea tare, c\u0103 bluzi\u0163a se\nmi\u015fca spasmodic…! Oricum, \u00een m\u00e2inile pufoase ale feti\u015fcanelor poe\u0163ii p\u0103reau\nextrem de fragili, p\u0103reau c\u0103 se risipesc fil\u0103 cu fil\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 se\n\u00eenv\u00e2rti o vreme pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 vitrin\u0103, se uit\u0103 prin geam \u00een\u0103untru, era clar c\u0103 nu\nvedea nimic dup\u0103 cum \u00ee\u015fi mijea ochii. Apoi intr\u0103. P\u0103rea s\u0103 fie o prof\u0103\n\u00eenvechit\u0103, care a \u00eenvechit la r\u00e2ndul ei multe genera\u0163ii de consumatori de\npoezie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ave\u0163i\ncumva ceva Minulescu? Sau vreun Arghezi? Sau vreun St\u0103nescu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Da,\ndistins\u0103 doamn\u0103\u2026!, zise amabil v\u00e2nz\u0103torul. Avem la butoi, mai \u00een fund\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cum mai\nmerge Eminescu azi, domnule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 E ca\nz\u0103c\u0103m\u00e2ntul de fluturi, doamn\u0103. C\u00e2nd umbli la un filon Eminescu fluturii dau din\naripi iute, iute \u015fi te mai r\u0103core\u015fti\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bine zis\u2026!\nUite, o vecin\u0103 de-a mea a luat ni\u015fte poezie dou\u0103miist\u0103, preambalat\u0103 \u015fi \u015fi-a\ndeclan\u015fat o alergie de toat\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea. Cic\u0103 poezia asta de acum e plin\u0103 de\neuri, mai ceva dec\u00e2t produsele fast-food\u2026 Bag\u0103 \u201eeuri\u201d ca s\u0103 par\u0103 mai f\u0103\u0163oas\u0103,\nmai fi\u0163oas\u0103, bag\u0103 arome, bag\u0103 tot felul de porc\u0103rii. C\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 cite\u015fti \u015fi\nnumai vezi c\u0103 te umfli, c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i apar bube pe corp, c\u0103 transpiri\u2026 Cu s\u0103n\u0103tatea nu\nte joci. Doamne, fere\u015fte! \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N-am mai\nstat s\u0103 ascult, deja \u00eencepuser\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 despre \u201eistoria lui Manolescu\u201d,\nintrau \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103ria literaturii, a poeziei, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103deau gusturile la ascu\u0163it,\na\u015fa c\u0103 am luat \u015fi eu ceva de pe raft, la \u00eent\u00e2mplare, s\u0103 nu par pe acolo vreun \u00eencurc\u0103\nlume, vreun \u00eencurc\u0103 versuri. \u015ei am ie\u015fit…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adrian ALUI\nGHEORGHE<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pr\u0103v\u0103lia cu poezie se g\u0103se\u015fte \u00een libr\u0103riile de pe re\u0163eaua \u201eHumanitas\u201d, \u201eAlexandria\u201d, \u201eC\u0103rture\u015fti\u201d \u015fi \u00een toate libr\u0103riile care respect\u0103 cartea \u00een general. La Piatra-Neam\u0163 se g\u0103se\u015fte la libr\u0103riile \u201eHumanitas\u201d \u015fi \u201eAlexandria\u201d. Ce este \u201ePr\u0103v\u0103lia cu poezie\u201d? O carte cu eseuri…<\/p>\n

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