{"id":3111,"date":"2015-09-11T16:29:44","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T16:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=3111"},"modified":"2015-09-11T16:29:44","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T16:29:44","slug":"liceenii-rock-n-roll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/arte-si-meseriii\/liceenii-rock-n-roll\/","title":{"rendered":"Liceenii rock\u2019 n\u2019 roll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Liceenii rock\u2019 n\u2019 roll<\/p>\n<p>Gata! Liceenii din ultimul an au \u201esc\u0103pat\u201d de \u015fcoal\u0103. Fac bairamuri, \u00een mod organizat cu dirigintele, sau \u00een \u201ega\u015fc\u0103\u201d. Preciz\u0103ri: bairamul este o petrecere, se organizeaz\u0103 de absolven\u0163i cu aprobarea babacilor. E musai ca bairamul s\u0103 fie dotat cu ud\u0103tur\u0103, muzic\u0103 sexy \u015fi ceva \u201eiarb\u0103\u201d. Adic\u0103, muzic\u0103 de grot\u0103 cu Bumba-bumba \u015fi alte m\u0103sc\u0103ri. Alte recomand\u0103ri? Muzica se d\u0103 la maximum pentru a trezi to\u0163ii vecinii. La bairam, m\u00e2ncarea e fudulie, b\u0103utura e temelie. De ce b\u0103utura? Pentru c\u0103, broasca nu c\u00e2nt\u0103 pe uscat, pe secet\u0103. Hai s\u0103 descriem un bairam \u201eparticular\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Actul I: invita\u0163ii fac provizii precum furnicile. Car\u0103 cu portbagajele: Fanta, Pepsi, Coca-Cola, bere str\u0103ineasc\u0103 \u015fi alte licori nedispre\u0163uite de Bachus. Sunt montate \u015fi \u00eencercate instala\u0163iile electrice sofisticate. Organizatorii bairamului, bine crescu\u0163i, anun\u0163\u0103 vecinii despre iminentul seism. Ob\u015ftea \u00een\u0163elege situa\u0163ia \u015fi d\u0103 und\u0103 verde, c\u0103 \u015fi ei au fost tineri.<\/p>\n<p>Actul II: ora H, invita\u0163ii \u00eencep s\u0103 curg\u0103. Cei bine crescu\u0163i vin mai t\u00e2rziu, obraznicii se bulucesc primii. \u00cen eter, deja se aude muzica tribal\u0103 cu Bumba-bumba.<\/p>\n<p>Actul III: \u00eencepe cutremurul, demolarea apartamentului. La \u201edeschidere\u201d sunt prezentate \u015fi gazdele: mamele, ta\u0163ii, bunicii, c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe Bumba-bumba, to\u0163i fug ca iepurii, f\u0103c\u00e2nd cruce cu v\u00e2rful limbii. P\u0103rerea unanim\u0103: \u201etinerii de azi\u201d. \u00cei pute\u0163i vedea \u015fi \u00een ziarul \u201eClik!\u201d sub inscrip\u0163ia \u201eSunt elev\u0103 \u015fi\u2026\u201d. C\u0103 sunt sumar \u00eembr\u0103cate, nu conteaz\u0103\u2026 To\u0163i participan\u0163ii la bairam se sufoc\u0103 de fericire. Fiecare \u00een felul lui: cu alcool, cu tutun, cu etnobotanice. Are balta pe\u015fte. \u00cencuraja\u0163i de alcool, b\u0103ie\u0163ii buni devin r\u0103i. Ies \u00een balcon, url\u0103 \u00een crucea nop\u0163ii, arunc\u0103 \u00een carosabil cu sticlele golite se iau de trec\u0103tori. Bairamul la domiciliu se termin\u0103 \u00een zori cu: \u201e\u015e-alt\u0103dat\u0103, \u015f-alt\u0103dat\u0103\/ O s-o facem \u015fi mai\/ \u015ei mai lat\u0103\u201d! Un argument, un angajament, respectat cu mare sfin\u0163enie \u00een cartierele europene ale municipiului Piatra \u2013 Neam\u0163. A doua zi, vecinii angaja\u0163i, fier\u0163i de oboseal\u0103, se duc \u00eempleticindu-se la slujb\u0103, bomb\u0103nind: \u201eParc\u0103 noi eram mai buni?\u201d. Numai c\u0103, timp de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, le huie\u015fte \u00een cap frumoasa \u015fi inegalabila melodie de import Bumba-bumba.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liceenii rock\u2019 n\u2019 roll Gata! Liceenii din ultimul an au \u201esc\u0103pat\u201d de \u015fcoal\u0103. Fac bairamuri, \u00een mod organizat cu dirigintele, sau \u00een \u201ega\u015fc\u0103\u201d. Preciz\u0103ri: bairamul este o petrecere, se organizeaz\u0103 de absolven\u0163i cu aprobarea babacilor. E musai ca bairamul s\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/arte-si-meseriii\/liceenii-rock-n-roll\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arte-si-meseriii","category-numarulr-179"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3112,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111\/revisions\/3112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}