{"id":3120,"date":"2015-09-11T16:37:12","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T16:37:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=3120"},"modified":"2015-09-11T16:37:12","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T16:37:12","slug":"carte-carte-ma-baiete-daca-vrei-sa-ajungi-om","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cogito-ergo-sum\/carte-carte-ma-baiete-daca-vrei-sa-ajungi-om\/","title":{"rendered":"Carte! Carte m\u0103 b\u0103iete dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 ajungi om!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A\u015fa m\u0103 d\u0103sc\u0103lea mama \u2013 Dumnezeu s-o odihneasc\u0103 \u2013 c\u00e2nd am intrat la primar\u0103 \u015fi nu m\u0103 tr\u0103gea a\u0163a la buchia Abecedarului. \u201eLa carte s\u0103-\u0163i fie mintea \u015fi n\u0103dejdea maic\u0103, c\u0103 nu ai cum s\u0103 scapi de mahalaua asta plin\u0103 de calici \u015fi betivi!\u201d. S\u0103raca mam\u0103, cum se g\u00e2ndea ea la toate. S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, mam\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 cre\u015fti un copil sau mai mul\u0163i e ceva minunat, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd c\u0103 d\u0103ruie\u015fti via\u0163\u0103, iubire, te \u00eengrije\u015fti de un destin sau mai multe. \u00cempar\u0163i tris\u00adte\u0163ile \u015fi bucuriile cu ei. Te sim\u0163i folositor, c\u00e2stigi demnitatea de a nu tr\u0103i degeaba. Dai \u015fi tu ceva, cuiva o parte din lumina sufletului t\u0103u, din \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103turile \u015fi priceperea ta. Da, da, numai c\u0103 \u015fi mamele sunt de mai multe feluri. Unele sunt mame adev\u0103rate, SFINTE, altele sunt de tip Z\u0103voranu.<\/p>\n<p>Johnniy R\u0103ducanu, jazistul, \u00een savuroasa sa carte, Singur\u0103tatea\u2026 meseria mea, poveste\u015fte cum mama sa, nu l-a s\u0103rutat niciodat\u0103 \u00een copil\u0103rie. Nici c\u00e2nd a luat premiul \u00eent\u00e2i cu coroni\u0163\u0103. Nici \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea, a doua lui mam\u0103 nu l-a menajat. C\u00e2nd \u00eel prindea cu lec\u0163ia ne\u00eenv\u0103\u0163at\u0103 \u2013 prima dat\u0103 \u2013 \u00eel altoia cu 5 nuiele la cele dou\u0103 palme. La alegere. C\u00e2nd \u00eel prindea \u201etuf\u0103 de Vene\u0163ia\u201d a doua oar\u0103, halea 5 nuiele la o palm\u0103, 5 la cealalt\u0103. C\u00e2nd devenea recidivist, era sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lumii. C\u0103dea plafonul pe el.<\/p>\n<p>Dan Puric, actorul, \u00ee\u015fi iubea mama la nebunie \u015fi spunea despre ea c\u0103, a fost \u201eun \u00eenger\u201d. Se iubeau \u015fi respectau reciproc. Chiar \u015fi atunci, c\u00e2nd fiul se ducea la Policlinic\u0103 \u2013 unde mama era medic \u2013 \u015fi striga sub geam: \u201eMam\u0103, m\u0103m\u0103liga e gata!\u201d. \u015ei evident, tot corpul sanitar venea la geam \u015fi&#8230; ajuns\u0103 acas\u0103, furioas\u0103 se pl\u00e2ngea so\u0163ului, tot doctor: \u201eB\u0103, eu \u00eel omor pe acesta micu, lumea crede c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc numai m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103!\u201d. \u015ei nu-l omora, \u00eel pupa c\u0103 era puiul ei, de\u015ftept.<\/p>\n<p>Ast\u0103zi, lucrurile se prezint\u0103 altfel. To\u0163i vor bani, c\u0103 aduc fericirea. Banul deschide toate u\u015file. Te duce la Dubai, la etajul 168, de unde po\u0163i vedea lumea. Fiul lui nea Ion, de la Ciritei \u2013 Neam\u0163, n-o s\u0103 ajung\u0103 niciodat\u0103 \u00een State ca fiul lui Vanghelie, primarul care nu mai este. S-a tic\u0103lo\u015fit r\u0103u de tot lumea, zice \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea paralizat\u0103, vecina mea. A\u015fa-i doamn\u0103! Parc\u0103 po\u0163i s\u0103 faci ceva? \u015ei ziua de m\u00e2ine se arat\u0103 dificil\u0103. Slabe speran\u0163e de vreme frumoas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u015fa m\u0103 d\u0103sc\u0103lea mama \u2013 Dumnezeu s-o odihneasc\u0103 \u2013 c\u00e2nd am intrat la primar\u0103 \u015fi nu m\u0103 tr\u0103gea a\u0163a la buchia Abecedarului. \u201eLa carte s\u0103-\u0163i fie mintea \u015fi n\u0103dejdea maic\u0103, c\u0103 nu ai cum s\u0103 scapi de mahalaua asta plin\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cogito-ergo-sum\/carte-carte-ma-baiete-daca-vrei-sa-ajungi-om\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cogito-ergo-sum","category-numarulr-179"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3121,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3120\/revisions\/3121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}