{"id":3730,"date":"2015-09-07T08:37:59","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T08:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=3730"},"modified":"2015-11-07T08:38:45","modified_gmt":"2015-11-07T08:38:45","slug":"v-ati-pregatit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cogito-ergo-sum\/v-ati-pregatit\/","title":{"rendered":"V-a\u0163i preg\u0103tit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vrem, nu vrem, via\u0163a se scurge precum firele de nisip \u00een clepsidr\u0103. C\u00e2nd s-au terminat, gata! Pa \u015fi pusi. Altul la r\u00e2nd. To\u0163i ne \u00eentoarcem \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2ntul mo\u015filor \u015fi str\u0103mo\u015filor. Asta-i firea lucrurilor. Asta-i schema. Nu exist\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de la Dumnezeu s\u0103 nu ne p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 o educatoare, un profesor, o \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare. Evident, dup\u0103 o \u201egrea \u015fi lung\u0103 suferin\u0163\u0103\u201d. Reac\u0163ia celor direct amenin\u0163a\u0163i? Resemnarea \u00eent\u00e2lnit\u0103 \u015fi \u00een balada Miori\u0163a. Al\u0163ii trag de timp ca fotbali\u015ftii care conduc cu 1- 0. De pild\u0103, c\u00e2teva profesoare pensionate din preajma \u015ecolii X din Piatra-Neam\u0163, au fondat o societate secret\u0103 ce lupt\u0103 \u00eempotriva Doamnei cu coasa. Doamnele despre care facem vorbire se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc lunar \u015fi s\u0103rb\u0103toresc diferite evenimente, sfid\u00e2nd moartea. B\u0103rba\u0163ii nu sunt admi\u015fi la pomenitele \u00eent\u00e2lniri, sindrofii.<\/p>\n<p>La ora H, c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe \u00eent\u00e2lnirea amfitrioan\u0103 roste\u015fte un speech, cu paharul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \u201eDragelor, ne-am v\u0103zut \u015fi la cap\u0103tul drumului. Am aici un album cu voi, ce frumoase era\u0163i&#8230;\u201d. A\u0163i observat? Se vorbe\u015fte numai la trecut. Dup\u0103 gust\u0103ri se ciocne\u015fte un pahar de vin, cu ap\u0103. Gazda continu\u0103: \u201eV\u0103 mai aminti\u0163i dentistul \u0103la frumos care a venit la \u015fcoala noastr\u0103? Stra\u015fnic b\u0103rbat, toate ne-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit de el.\u201d \u015f.a. La cafea, c\u00e2nd toate pensionarele erau pe valurile amintirilor frumoase, aceea\u015fi amfitrioan\u0103 a aruncat \u201ebomba\u201d. \u201eScumpele mele, de mult vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb ceva: V-a\u0163i preg\u0103tit?\u201d. La \u00eenceput interoga\u0163ia n-a fost \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103. \u00cencetul cu \u00eencetul s-a \u00een\u0163eles ce \u015fi cum. Profesoara cea mai perspicace a r\u0103spuns prima: \u201eMi-am instruit urma\u015fii s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenmorm\u00e2nteze \u00een uniforma de la \u015ecoala Normal\u0103 \u00een care, culmea, apar t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi frumoas\u0103\u201d. Alt\u0103 profesoar\u0103 pensionat\u0103: \u201eEu am str\u00e2ns c\u00e2teva sute de lei \u00eentr-una borcan de sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103. Nu cred c\u0103 \u00eemi ajung dac\u0103 toaletarea cadavrului cost\u0103 trei sute de lei \u015fi slujba, \u0163inut\u0103 de preot, dou\u0103\u201d. M\u00e2ndr\u0103 foc, colega cea mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 a completat: \u201e\u0162in s\u0103 v\u0103 anun\u0163 c\u0103 mi-am terminat cavoul. Are gard forjat, marmur\u0103 alb\u0103 \u015fi litere cu majuscule. E situat \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 central\u0103, sub un castan umbros! L\u00e2ng\u0103 Iulia H\u0103l\u0103ucescu, doamna acuarelei rom\u00e2ne\u015fti\u201d. Mai zice\u0163i ceva, dac\u0103 pute\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vrem, nu vrem, via\u0163a se scurge precum firele de nisip \u00een clepsidr\u0103. C\u00e2nd s-au terminat, gata! Pa \u015fi pusi. Altul la r\u00e2nd. To\u0163i ne \u00eentoarcem \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2ntul mo\u015filor \u015fi str\u0103mo\u015filor. Asta-i firea lucrurilor. Asta-i schema. Nu exist\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de la&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cogito-ergo-sum\/v-ati-pregatit\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cogito-ergo-sum","category-numarul-176"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3732,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730\/revisions\/3732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}