{"id":1190,"date":"2012-02-20T12:59:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T12:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cnrv.ro\/apostolul\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2012-02-20T12:59:04","modified_gmt":"2012-02-20T12:59:04","slug":"antologia-revistei-apostolul-i-l-caragiale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/antologia-revistei-apostolul\/antologia-revistei-apostolul-i-l-caragiale\/","title":{"rendered":"Antologia revistei APOSTOLUL &#8211; I.L. Caragiale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TALMUD<br \/>\n(Fabul\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTu, \u015emul, e\u015fti lene\u015f &#8211; zice \u015etrul,<br \/>\nTu nu vrei s\u0103 lucrezi destul,<br \/>\n\u015ei d-aia nu c\u00ee\u015ftigi nimic\u0103.<br \/>\nTu de vrun an tot mig\u0103le\u015fti<br \/>\nO iconi\u0163\u0103 mititic\u0103:<br \/>\nO tot suce\u015fti \u015fi \u00eenv\u00eerte\u015fti,<br \/>\n\u015ei v\u0103d c\u0103 n-o mai ispr\u0103ve\u015fti&#8230;<br \/>\nEu \u00eentr-o var-am ispr\u0103vit<br \/>\nO m\u0103n\u0103stire \u015fi un schit,<br \/>\nCu \u00eenvelit \u015fi cu vopsit!\u201d<br \/>\nIar \u015emul r\u0103spunde trist: \u201cHei! \u015etiu&#8230;<br \/>\nDar&#8230; tu &#8211; tu e\u015fti tinichigiu,<br \/>\nIar eu &#8211; eu sunt giuvaergiu&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Morala<br \/>\nUna-i \u015etrul \u015fi alta \u015emul<\/p>\n<p>CUGET\u0102RI<\/p>\n<p>* Evanghelistul ne spune: dac\u0103-\u0163i d\u0103 cineva o palm\u0103, \u00eentoarce obrazul t\u0103u \u015fi pe partea cealalt\u0103. Bun\u0103tatea moralistului putea merge mai departe: dac\u0103 prinzi pe cineva la nevast\u0103-ta, cere-i pardon \u015fi pofte\u015fte-l \u015fi m\u00eeine sear\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>* \u00centr-o serat\u0103 literar\u0103, opiniile cele mai sincere sunt adesea c\u0103sc\u0103turile.<\/p>\n<p>* Artistul trebuie s\u0103 fie b\u0103rbat &#8211; muzele sunt femei.<\/p>\n<p>* Deplorabil te poate face oricine; numai tu \u00eensu\u0163i te po\u0163i face ridicul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TALMUD (Fabul\u0103) \u201cTu, \u015emul, e\u015fti lene\u015f &#8211; zice \u015etrul, Tu nu vrei s\u0103 lucrezi destul, \u015ei d-aia nu c\u00ee\u015ftigi nimic\u0103. Tu de vrun an tot mig\u0103le\u015fti O iconi\u0163\u0103 mititic\u0103: O tot suce\u015fti \u015fi \u00eenv\u00eerte\u015fti, \u015ei v\u0103d c\u0103 n-o mai ispr\u0103ve\u015fti&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/antologia-revistei-apostolul\/antologia-revistei-apostolul-i-l-caragiale\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-antologia-revistei-apostolul","category-numarul-143"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}