{"id":16369,"date":"2019-05-23T16:10:05","date_gmt":"2019-05-23T16:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=16369"},"modified":"2019-05-23T16:10:05","modified_gmt":"2019-05-23T16:10:05","slug":"verso-aveti-chef-de-un-pamfilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/dubito\/verso-aveti-chef-de-un-pamfilet\/","title":{"rendered":"Verso,  ave\u0163i chef de-un pamfilet?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce-au\naburit-o interbelic la examenul de bacalaureat, unii, sper c\u0103 pu\u0163ini, dintre \u201etineret\n\u2013 m\u00e2ndria \u0163\u0103rii\u201d consider\u0103, mai \u00een glum\u0103, mai \u00een serios, c\u0103 nu e moral s\u0103 nu\nexiste toleran\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2tujdec\u00e2t, c\u0103 de-aia acolo e corup\u0163ie, \u015fi o so\u0163ietate f\u0103r\u0103\nprin\u0163ipuri, va s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u0103 nu le are. Ei este, cu siguran\u0163\u0103, microbi\u015fti ai\nserialului \u201eGame of Thrones\u201d, o capodoper\u0103 a cinematografiei medievale. Ce \u0163i-e\n\u015fi cu diacronia asta, parc\u0103 n-am \u015fti c\u0103 timpul e conven\u0163ional \u015fi relativ, c\u0103\ntrebuie s\u0103 tr\u0103im clipa, \u00een trecut s\u0103 d\u0103m cu copita \u015fi \u00een viitor, cu coarnele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot ei este,\ncu \u015fi mai mult\u0103 siguran\u0163\u0103, cei care-\u015fi \u0163in cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele stocate \u00een aparatele\nacelea slim care sunt tot mai smart \u015fi de aceea ei e tot mai stupid. Ei \u015ftie c\u0103\ndac\u0103 Icarte, Iparte, motiv pentru care nu se despart nicic\u00e2nd de bibliografie,\nca s\u0103 poat\u0103 c\u0103uta ce icon-uri trebuie s\u0103 fie pe u\u015f\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd merg la throne,\n\u00eentr-o situa\u0163ie urgent\u0103 de game of toilets. Care \u015fi aceste semne sunt\ndiscriminatorii, fiind doar de dou\u0103 sexe, nu de patru cum ar trebui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ace\u015ftia este\nfo\u015ftii care n-au \u00een\u0163eles, cu patru ani \u00een urm\u0103, diagrama cu distribu\u0163ia notelor\nla test \u015fi pentru care subiectiva \u015fi predicativa sunt tot una, c\u0103 doar\nmenistrul a spus clar, cu subiect \u015fi predicat, olimpicii conteaz\u0103, restul e\nmas\u0103 de manevr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Biliografie:\n\u201eAnalfabetism func\u0163ional\u201d este o no\u0163iune care se refer\u0103 la persoanele care \u015ftiu\ns\u0103 citeasc\u0103, dar nu \u00een\u0163eleg ceea ce au citit. Mai precis, o persoan\u0103 poate s\u0103\nreproduc\u0103 oral sau \u00een scris un text, dar nu \u00eel \u00een\u0163elege suficient pentru a-l\nfolosi ca resurs\u0103 \u00een reu\u015fita unei ac\u0163iuni sau \u00een performan\u0163\u0103. Semnele grafice\nsunt recunoscute, dar con\u0163inutul de idei nu este \u00een\u0163eles dec\u00e2t, eventual, la un\nnivel foarte superficial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Persoanele\ncu probleme de analfabetism func\u0163ional sunt persoane care au urmat \u015fcoala \u015fi\ncare fie au ob\u0163inut o diplom\u0103 corespunz\u0103toare unui nivel de educa\u0163ie, fie au\np\u0103r\u0103sit \u015fcoala \u00eenainte de a ob\u0163ine o diplom\u0103, dar care, \u00een ambele situa\u0163ii, nu\nde\u0163in suficiente competen\u0163e de baz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar care,\nprin tehnocratizare intensiv\u0103, imposteaz\u0103 viitorul, devenind astfel impostori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015etire de\nultim\u0103 or\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capcan\u0103 la\nBac\u2019. Subiectul avea o not\u0103 de subsol: \u201eVezi r\u0103spunsurile pe verso!\u201d dar elevii\nn-au \u015ftiut ce-i \u0103la \u201everso\u201d &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Alina PAMFIL<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ce-au aburit-o interbelic la examenul de bacalaureat, unii, sper c\u0103 pu\u0163ini, dintre \u201etineret \u2013 m\u00e2ndria \u0163\u0103rii\u201d consider\u0103, mai \u00een glum\u0103, mai \u00een serios, c\u0103 nu e moral s\u0103 nu existe toleran\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2tujdec\u00e2t, c\u0103 de-aia acolo e corup\u0163ie, \u015fi o&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/dubito\/verso-aveti-chef-de-un-pamfilet\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[128,385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dubito","category-numarul-221"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16372,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16369\/revisions\/16372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}