{"id":1754,"date":"2012-11-30T09:37:38","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T09:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cnrv.ro\/apostolul\/?p=1754"},"modified":"2012-11-30T09:37:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T09:37:38","slug":"electorale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/electorale\/","title":{"rendered":"Electorale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eCaragiale de tr\u0103ia \/ Sigur c\u0103 mai scria \/ O pies\u0103 de succes de cas\u0103: \/ O guvernare furtunoas\u0103&#8221;. Mai cu glume, mai cu poezii am intrat \u00een campania electoral\u0103 acustic\u0103. Partidele politice dau \u00een clocot. S\u0103biile se ascut, armele z\u0103ng\u0103nesc. Peste tot promisiuni. \u015ei pentru c\u0103, alegerile nu s-au desf\u0103\u015furat \u00eentotdeauna ca ast\u0103zi s\u0103-i ascult\u0103m pe oamenii care &#8222;au fost&#8221;. Esop: &#8222;Pe ho\u0163ii m\u0103run\u0163i \u00eei trimitem la sp\u00e2nzur\u0103toare, iar pe cei mari \u00eei numim \u00een func\u0163ii politice&#8221;. Pe atunci func\u0163iile nu se pl\u0103teau, reprezentau o pedeaps\u0103. Cicero: &#8222;Nu e nimic mai imoral dec\u00e2t s\u0103 apari ca un om de treab\u0103, tocmai atunci c\u00e2nd e\u015fti necinstit&#8221;. Clemanceau: &#8222;Niciodat\u0103 nu se minte at\u00e2t de mult, ca la v\u00e2n\u0103toare, la r\u0103zboi \u015fi \u00eenaintea unor alegeri electorale. Hru\u015fciov: &#8222;Politicienii sunt to\u0163i la fel. Ei promit s\u0103 construiasc\u0103 un pod, chiar dac\u0103 nu exist\u0103 un r\u00e2u peste care s\u0103 treac\u0103 acesta&#8221;. Ronald Reagan: &#8222;Politica se propune a fi, ca \u015fi vechime, cea de a doua meserie din lume. Seam\u0103n\u0103 foarte bine cu cea dint\u00e2i&#8221;. Jay Leno: &#8222;Dac\u0103 Dumnezeu ar dori ca noi s\u0103 vot\u0103m, atunci el ne-ar da ni\u015fte candida\u0163i care s\u0103 merite asta&#8221;. Ultima &#8221; cugetare&#8221;? &#8222;Cel mai imoral lucru e s\u0103 candidezi pentru o func\u0163ie care te dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte&#8221;. Autorul cuget\u0103rii? Nemuritorul Gambetta.<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eCaragiale de tr\u0103ia \/ Sigur c\u0103 mai scria \/ O pies\u0103 de succes de cas\u0103: \/ O guvernare furtunoas\u0103&#8221;. Mai cu glume, mai cu poezii am intrat \u00een campania electoral\u0103 acustic\u0103. Partidele politice dau \u00een clocot. S\u0103biile se ascut, armele&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/electorale\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divertisment","category-numarul-149"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}