{"id":17730,"date":"2019-10-29T15:04:41","date_gmt":"2019-10-29T15:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=17730"},"modified":"2019-10-29T15:04:41","modified_gmt":"2019-10-29T15:04:41","slug":"foaie-verde-mar-patrat-hai-cu-toti-la-doctorat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/divertisment\/foaie-verde-mar-patrat-hai-cu-toti-la-doctorat\/","title":{"rendered":"Foaie verde m\u0103r p\u0103trat, hai cu to\u0163i la doctorat!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00cen timp ce\nt\u0103iam zarzavatul pentru ciorb\u0103, telefonul sun\u0103 insistent \u015fi, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit,\nobserv c\u0103 aveam vreo trei apeluri pierdute de la Maricica (drag\u0103 Mary, cum \u00eei\nziceam noi, colegele, la \u015ecoala Normal\u0103), o veche \u015fi bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 care pred\u0103\nla noi \u00een cartier. Prima dat\u0103 am crezut c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva r\u0103u sau c\u0103 este\nvreo situa\u0163ie urgent\u0103 de a insistat at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce faci?\n\u00eemi zise ea… Nu vii s\u0103 te \u00eenscrii la doctorat la Chi\u015fin\u0103u? Uite…, de la\nmine din \u015fcoal\u0103, s-au \u00eenscris aproape toate colegele…, e mai u\u015for… \u00een\u0163elegi\ntu… \u015fi apoi, …la vreo restr\u00e2ngere de activitate…, plus c\u0103 se \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fte\ndoctoratul… Vezi? …ceva acolo, \u00een plus la salariu… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru\nmoment am r\u0103mas pu\u0163in nedumerit\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 am continuat conversa\u0163ia pentru a afla\ndetaliile. Am \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 perioada de \u00eenscriere e destul de generoas\u0103 (ar mai fi\ntimp vreo 2-3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni), apoi probele de admitere trec, iar \u015fcoala doctoral\u0103\n\u00eencepe dup\u0103 1 noiembrie (doar tot sunt pe stil vechi \u0103\u015ftia). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ar mai fi\no problem\u0103, \u00eemi zice: taxa de \u015fcolarizare, dar e mult mai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t la noi, \u00een\nRom\u00e2nia. Dac\u0103 tot nu ne strofoc\u0103m cu munca, studiul \u015fi cercetarea, m\u0103car s\u0103\npl\u0103tim la timp. Mergem pe acolo de vreo c\u00e2teva ori \u00een cei trei ani, \u015fi iaca\ndoctoratu\u2019! Ce zici, te bagi? Dar s\u0103 nu mai zici nim\u0103nui, c\u0103 toate colegele au\nprocedat a\u015fa \u015fi acum, pentru sesiunea din toamn\u0103, sunt candida\u0163i cam de c\u00e2teva\nmicrobuze aglomerate. Da\u2019 cred c\u0103 vor suplimenta locurile…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u015ei cu\n\u00eenscrierea cum e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Aud c\u0103 pe\nl\u00e2ng\u0103 celelalte documente necesare \u00eenscrierii, mai vor \u015fi o Scrisoare de recomandare<\/em> din partea\ncuiva care are titlul de doctor. Am cerut recomandarea unui coleg cu doctorat,\ndar \u0103sta… r\u0103u tare, nu a acceptat. Ce \u015ftie el? El a urmat doctoratul aici,\naproape de cas\u0103, la Bac\u0103u \u015fi zice c\u0103 l-a costat mai mult na\u015ful dec\u00e2t\ndoctoratul. Dar am eu o cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 bun\u0103, un medic de la Spitalul Jude\u0163ean de\nUrgen\u0163\u0103 din Piatra-Neam\u0163 care ne d\u0103 urgent c\u00e2te o recomandare pentru \u00eenscriere.\nDac-o mai fi \u00een func\u0163ie p\u00e2n\u0103 ne hot\u0103r\u00e2m… Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 d\u0103m \u015fi\nnoi…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-am g\u00e2ndit\nce s\u0103 fac. Dac\u0103 e la mod\u0103, s\u0103 fiu \u015fi eu \u00een pas cu moda. Dac\u0103 tot am bifat o\nfacultate \u015fi trei masterate, oare nu ar merge \u015fi un doctorat? Colega mea, dac\u0103\nva fi doctor, va putea povesti pre\u015fcolarilor la clas\u0103 mai bine Capra cu trei iezi<\/em>, Pungu\u0163a cu doi bani<\/em>, va desena mai bine cercurile concentrice \u00een\ndiferite culori, s\u0103 nu mai zic de felul \u00een care va organiza serb\u0103rile de Mo\u015f\nCr\u0103ciun, 8 Martie \u015fi 1 Iunie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

…Tot\nlu\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu treburile gospod\u0103riei, cu cele aproximativ 25 de kilograme de\nardei pentru copt, gogo\u015farii de pus \u00een o\u0163et, cu zacusca etc., am tocat \u015fi\ntoamna asta banii de doctorat! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oare prin martie\n\u2013 aprilie, \u0103ia nu mai organizeaz\u0103 vreo sesiune de admitere? C\u0103 prim\u0103vara nu mai\npun mur\u0103turi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doctorandoaia aspirant\u0103<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen timp ce t\u0103iam zarzavatul pentru ciorb\u0103, telefonul sun\u0103 insistent \u015fi, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit, observ c\u0103 aveam vreo trei apeluri pierdute de la Maricica (drag\u0103 Mary, cum \u00eei ziceam noi, colegele, la \u015ecoala Normal\u0103), o veche \u015fi bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 care…<\/p>\n

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