{"id":248,"date":"2011-03-26T10:06:03","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T10:06:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cnrv.ro\/apostolul\/?p=248"},"modified":"2011-03-26T10:06:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T10:06:03","slug":"funeriu-masii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cogito-ergo-sum\/funeriu-masii\/","title":{"rendered":"Funeriu m\u0103&#8217;sii!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu m\u0103 uit, doamnelor \u015fi domnilor, la televizor. \u00cemi pas\u0103 cam tot at\u00eet de Iri sau de Boc de Columbeanca sau Udrea. Se uit\u0103 nevast\u0103\u2019 mea \u015fi o las s\u0103 se uite ca s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun. Apoi \u00eemi poveste\u015fte ea, ca s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune. Mai zilele trecute, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 pl\u00eeng\u0103 \u015fi m-a chemat s\u0103-l v\u0103d cuv\u00eent\u00eend pe Funeriu, la Boto\u015fani, parc\u0103. \u00cei sufla textul o tanti \u015fi el nu putea lega dou\u0103 vorbe. Apoi, a f\u0103cut o teorie despre viteza pumnului unui boxer \u015fi viteza pumnului lui B\u0103sescu cu care acesta love\u015fte poporul. Sau cam a\u015fa ceva. \u00cencep s\u0103-l iubesc pe acest ministru \u015fi o s\u0103 m\u0103 mai uit la el. Dar nu e ministrul adev\u0103ratei noastre \u015fcoli. Dar nu e ministrul meu. E al lu\u2019 Boc \u015fi a lu\u2019 mama lui. Funeriu m\u0103\u2019sii!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mircea ZAHARIA<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu m\u0103 uit, doamnelor \u015fi domnilor, la televizor. \u00cemi pas\u0103 cam tot at\u00eet de Iri sau de Boc de Columbeanca sau Udrea. Se uit\u0103 nevast\u0103\u2019 mea \u015fi o las s\u0103 se uite ca s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun. Apoi \u00eemi poveste\u015fte ea,&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/cogito-ergo-sum\/funeriu-masii\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cogito-ergo-sum","category-numarul-135"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}