{"id":5324,"date":"2016-11-29T12:43:56","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T12:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/?p=5324"},"modified":"2016-11-29T12:43:56","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T12:43:56","slug":"sapca%e2%80%88politica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/nesfarsita-noastra-tranzitie\/sapca%e2%80%88politica\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015eAPCA\u2008POLITIC\u0102"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cei care nu \u015ftiu afl\u0103 acum: noi, rom\u00e2nii, am admirat din totdeauna \u015fepcile str\u0103inilor r\u0103t\u0103ci\u0163i pe meleagurile mioritice. Din &#8217;39 p\u00e2n\u0103-n &#8217;44, la mod\u0103 a fost \u015fapca nem\u0163easc\u0103, aia cu cozorocul obraznic. Prima \u015fapc\u0103 \u201enazist\u0103\u201d am v\u0103zut-o pe cre\u015ftetul unui pui de fritz care st\u0103tea \u00een gazd\u0103 la noi \u015fi defila toat\u0103 ziua \u00een pas de g\u00e2scan. Spera s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 lumea; n-a reu\u015fit.<\/p>\n<p>A doua \u015fapc\u0103, cea proletar\u0103 am z\u0103rit-o pe capul electricianului Ghi\u0163\u0103 Dej \u00een vizit\u0103 la Piatra Neam\u0163. N-o s\u0103 crede\u0163i dar \u00eei st\u0103tea bine. De fapt, secretarul general Dej n-a umblat numai cu o \u015fapc\u0103 muncitoreasc\u0103. Folosea \u015fi p\u0103l\u0103rii scumpe de fetru imit\u00e2ndu-l de dr. Groza. Ardeleanul iub\u0103re\u0163 ce conducea \u201eFrontul Plugarilor\u201d, un tip glume\u0163 ce-i turuia lui Stalin bancuri porcoase cu haziaice, \u00een limba lui Pu\u015fkin, la Moscova. \u015eapc\u0103 muncitoreasc\u0103 a purtat \u015fi Nea Nicu de-a lungul anilor. L-a\u0163i admirat la C.F.S. S\u0103vine\u015fti \u015fi la Piatra Neam\u0163. L-au aplaudat \u015fi \u015foimii patriei \u015fi pionierii \u015fi uteci\u015ftii. C\u00e2nd a trecut ultima dat\u0103 prin fa\u0163a T. T-ului, pietrenii scandau zgomotos: \u201eCeau\u015fescu, PCR!\u201d, \u201eCeau\u015fescu \u015fi poporul!\u201d. Cel mai iubit fiu al poporului a purtat \u015fi c\u0103ciul\u0103. V\u0103 mai aminti\u0163i ce c\u0103ciul\u0103 frumoas\u0103 avea! \u015ei ast\u0103zi, \u00een anii lumino\u015fi ai libert\u0103\u0163ii, mul\u0163i dintre noi se \u00eentreab\u0103 cine i-a luat c\u0103ciula dup\u0103 execu\u0163ie, dup\u0103 ce l-au umplut de plumbi la T\u00e2rgovi\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 Revolu\u0163ie, minuna\u0163ii no\u015ftri conduc\u0103tori, ale\u015fi democratic \u015fi-au protejat valorosul lor cap altcum. Nea Nelu s-a folosit de p\u0103l\u0103rie \u015fi inconfundabilul lui z\u00e2mbet. Care z\u00e2mbet i-a adus porecla z\u00e2mb\u0103re\u0163ul. Al doilea mare ales a fost Domn&#8217; profesor Emil. Specialist \u00een \u201echetroaie\u201d, un dasc\u0103l foarte sever cu studen\u0163ii. \u00cei pica pe capete. Mitocanii i-au zis \u201e\u0163apul\u201d. Poporenii aproape au uitat de existen\u0163a lui. Cineva mare, nu-i spun numele, pretindea c\u0103 nu a l\u0103sat urme nici \u00een istorie nici \u00een Educa\u0163ie. E adev\u0103rat?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei c\u0103pitanul de curs\u0103 lung\u0103, B\u0103sescu, a st\u00e2rnit mari valuri. Ne-a urat \u201eS\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i bine!\u201d \u015fi cam at\u00e2t. N-a folosit \u015fapca politic\u0103 niciodat\u0103. La \u00eenceput a purtat \u015fuvi\u0163\u0103, apoi a renun\u0163at la ea, a apelat la fes. Cert este c\u0103, mioriticii v\u00e2ntura\u0163i prin lume n-au v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 un \u015fef de stat cu fes pe cap. Nici \u00een peluza verde a Casei Albe, nici pe asfaltul umed de la Downing Street, nici la Palatul \u00c9lys\u00e9e. La aceste na\u0163ii, ce se cred \u201ede s\u00e2nge albastru\u201d, fesul nu se folose\u015fte nici la jogging. \u015ei ar mai fi ceva. A\u0163i observat? S-au \u00eenmul\u0163it \u015fepcile americ\u0103ne\u015fti. To\u0163i gol\u0103na\u015fii t\u00e2rgului se cred yankei. Se dau mari. Se umfl\u0103 \u00een pene dar nu \u015ftiu nici unde s-a n\u0103scut Nic\u0103 din Humule\u015fti. Halal cowboy! Mai bine lips\u0103. Dac\u0103 subsemnatul a purtat \u015fapc\u0103? Bine\u00een\u0163eles. La uniforma liceului Petru Rare\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dumitru RUSU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Cei care nu \u015ftiu afl\u0103 acum: noi, rom\u00e2nii, am admirat din totdeauna \u015fepcile str\u0103inilor r\u0103t\u0103ci\u0163i pe meleagurile mioritice. Din &#8217;39 p\u00e2n\u0103-n &#8217;44, la mod\u0103 a fost \u015fapca nem\u0163easc\u0103, aia cu cozorocul obraznic. Prima \u015fapc\u0103 \u201enazist\u0103\u201d am v\u0103zut-o pe cre\u015ftetul&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/nesfarsita-noastra-tranzitie\/sapca%e2%80%88politica\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nesfarsita-noastra-tranzitie","category-numarul-193"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5327,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions\/5327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slineamt.ro\/apostolul\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}